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95 S AG - A F T R A S PEC I A L IS S U E 2 0 24 S A G A F T R A .O R G THE SHIN GUARD THE ARMED & FABULOUS If you grab your Actor by the shins, chances are you have dainty fingers — the shins are the thinnest part of the statuette and the easiest to hold onto if you have small digits like Jessica Chastain or Glenn Close. According to ancient writings on palmistry, people with slender fingers are highly creative and also believe in helping others. If you're devoted to your cra, sensitive, feminist and a defender of animals like Jessica, chances are you'll clutch your Actor by the shins and protect those delicate bronze legs from harm. A perfect replacement for those boring old barbells is a 12-pound Actor. Aer enough bicep curls with your little bronze personal trainer, you'll need to start charging admission to your gun show. Super pumped about your SAG Award? Then you might be like Jamie Lee Curtis, Queen Latifah or Morgan Freeman — authentic, versatile and ready to employ your whole physicality into your performance. Those who are Armed and Fabulous commit to their profession entirely — both when it comes to supporting fellow performers in a labor action or being fully devoted to their onscreen role. Above, Jessica Chastain accepts her Actor for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Limited Series (2023). Above right, Glenn Close wins Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a TV Movie or Miniseries (2005). Clockwise, Jamie Lee Curtis clutches her SAG Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role (2023). Morgan Freeman wins Outstanding Male Actor in a Supporting Role (2005). Queen Latifah accepts her SAG Award for Outstanding Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries (2016). MAT T PETIT/SHUT TERSTOCK NINA WESTERVELT/SHUT TERSTOCK KE VIN WINTER /GET T Y IMAGES JOHN SHE ARER / WIREIMAGE JOHN SHE ARER / WIREIMAGE